Orochimaru

[a click sounds as the voice post is switched on]
[Orochimaru sounds calm at first]
What... The heck.... Has happened?

[and now he has lost it]

WHAT THE HELL IS THIS!?!?!?!

WHY DO I HAVE BREASTS?!?!?!

[transmission ends]

[ooc: yes, he's rather hormonal at the moment. BTW, Lulu-mun, can we RP Oreo and Lulu's 'date' sometime? :D]

Thankfully I'm back to my normal self. Being a kitten for the past 12 hours was.... quite the experiance. As annoying as it was I did manage to find some amusement in the form of another who was transformed into a foal. There were 3 others too.

The only things I didn't like about this experience were the children trying to hug me and those hideous furballs...
[ooc: you should be used to regurgitating random things by now ¬_¬]

To Lulu and the others, it was interesting to meet with you. Let's pray nothing this embarressing happens again.
[ooc: with me as your mun, it's not bloody likely...]

[ooc: please excuse the sarcastic comments *bows*]

[a click sounds as the voice recording is started]

Mew? Meow? Mwaouh! *hiss*

[There is some screaming and hissing for a couple of minutes before the recording ends]

[ooc: Bast turned Oro into a kitten ♥]

[[ooc: plain text is Oro speaking, anything in italics is his visiter talking. Naturally, small text is speaking from a distance.... why am I even explaining this?]]
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[[ooc: stupid writers block, I had this idea earlier but when it came to actually writing it.... I hope this sounds ok, I tried to get as IC as possible but I don't think I am. Anyway, this is in reference to This.

BTW, Sakura-mun, I really like your mood theme ♥ it's very cute!]]

Ahh, it seems that Kimimaro is here also, I think I shall take a moment later this week to visit him. I might visit Sasori too, but I think he might not wish to see me.

This place does seem rather boring, to the point I offered my services as a sensei to a young ninja. She seems to prefer Kakashi over me though, and to be honest I don't actually mind. I know I sound out of character in saying so but it could be worse, it could have been Jiraiya instead of Kakashi.

I did hear something of interest recently. Apparently the young man who runs the cafe tried to kill himself. He managed to survive it, I still haven't learnt how he managed that though. I wonder if anyone has more information...

Grahh, I need a job or something! This place is so boring!

Can Sasuke-mun and Misa-Misa-mun reply to this post please? I'd like to discuss a plot idea I had that involves Sassy, Misa and Oreo :3

Thank you ♥

[Oreo has fun icons :D]

[ooc: oro has icons! XD]

Hmm, I find this place strange. There are many people I know that are here, such as some members of that organisation and some of my underlings... and Sasuke. The other day I spoke with a bubbly young lady by the name of Misa-Misa who has allowed me to live in the empty house next door to her. She seems interesting, she tells me she kills for a living.

I understand that I'm here for a reason, although what that reason is I haven't learnt yet. Some people tell me I've been here before. I don't remember ever doing so but it seems I must've made quite the impression...

I think I should mingle a bit in order to learn more of this place.

This is most annoying, and the lack of jutsu and strength only worsens this situation. This is worse than when Sarutobi-Sensei sealed my arms and when Tsunade used me as a punching bag combined.

This is very embarrassing. I just hope I don't meet up with Jiraiya or Tsunade. I wonder if Kabuto is here also, perhaps he might be of some assistance... Provided he is here and hasn't lost his abilities.

Maybe there's a town nearby. If I wait until nightfall, locating one would be easier than wandering aimlessly. Does this place even have a nighttime? Ugh, my foot is still sore, it's going to be hell walking.

(ooc: is it just me or does Orochimaru's LJ layout seem... gay?)